Splinters of A Dream

captain-ryuu:

littlefearie:

brainwhiteout:

mitsunari-asshida:

apricotsamurai:

mister-cooldown:

shoryukens:

chocopiesforever:

Sprinting across the wasteland, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Chocopie! And she gives a booming cry:

“I’m going to fuck you harder than God thought possible, and grin like a fucking maniac!!”

Skulking over the terrain, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Shoryukens! And she gives a spectacular howl:

“I’m going to fuck you until you have puppies!”

Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Mister-Cooldown, hands clutching a meaty axe! She cries thunderously:

“I’m seriously going to bludgeon you so hard, you’ll reincarnate as an X-file!!”

Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the desert! It is Apricotsamurai, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel howl, her voice cometh:

“I’m seriously going to clobber you so thoroughly, you will polymorph into a nymphomatriarch!!!”

what does that mean????

Running along the terrain, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Inky! And she gives a mighty cry:

“I’m going to use you like a hand puppet!!!”

Prowling through the icy wasteland, clutching a burning branch, cometh Etheus! And she gives a gutteral scream:

“I’m going to pulverize you until your mortal mind doth snap!”

Striding over the candy store, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Littlefearie! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

“For the love of carnage and discord, no flesh shall be spared!!!”

Zang! Who is that, skulking across the desert! It is Captain-ryuu, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a low grunt, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to fuck you so utterly, you will polymorph into a hobbit!!”

what the hell

Striding along the fields, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Starneko! And she gives a low scream:

  That made me snort when I laughed.

(Source: chantillyxlacey)